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Ondertussen bij de halal slagerij

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

- Is koe
- Cow?
- MOOEH
- Ah, yes

[opgevangen conversatie tussen een slager met Marokkaans uiterlijk en een klant met een Afrikaans uiterlijk]

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

@clopin: Goeiemorgen! Ik heb een getal in mijn hoofd en het ligt tussen 0 en 100.
@NilsGeylen: @clopin Binary or decimal?

Enemy of the state

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Brill: The government’s been in bed with the entire telecommunications industry since the forties. They’ve infected everything.
Brill: They get into your bank statements, computer files, email, listen to your phone calls… Every wire, every airwave. The more technology used, the easier it is for them to keep tabs on you.
Brill: It’s a brave new world out there. At least it better be.

Friday, December 21st, 2007

Marvin (Older Marshall): You William Blake?
William Blake: Yes, I am. Do you know my poetry?

Een middag in de stad (2)

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

man: verdorie, hier is die wii ook al uitverkocht
vrouw: belachelijk dat al die mensen van die dure cadeau’s geven

Een middag in de stad (1)

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

fietser: kun je niet uitkijken?
voetganger: ik liep nog door oranje hoor, kijk zelf maar uit!
fietser: oranje? een voetgangserslicht heeft helemaal geen oranje!

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Dax: Feel like a Raktajino before we call it a night?
Bashir: My replicator or yours…

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

William Blake: What is your name?
Nobody: My name is Nobody.
William Blake: Excuse me?
Nobody: My name is Exaybachay. He Who Talks Loud, Saying Nothing.
William Blake: He who talks… I thought you said your name was Nobody.
Nobody: I preferred to be called Nobody.

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

Jack: Rag and bone! Meg, look at this place
Meg:What? Whoo!
Jack:This place is like a mansion! It’s like a mansion! Look at all this stuff!
Meg: I don’t know.

Creationisme vs. wetenschap in Star Trek Deep Space Nine

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Keiko: Because it was artificially constructed. Commander Sisko encountered the entities who created the wormhole when he…
Winn: Excuse me, by the “entities,” do you not mean “the prophets”… ?
Keiko: Yes… on Bajor… the entities are worshipped as prophets. Our studies of the wormhole have shown that it was formed by unique particles we call verterons that are apparently self-sustaining… this begins to explain how a ship at impulse can safely pass through…
Winn: Ships are safely guided through the passage by the hands of the prophets.
Keiko: In a manner of speaking…
Winn: Not apparently your manner of speaking…
Keiko: Perhaps we should discuss this after…
Winn: Do you believe the celestial temple of the prophets exists within the passage?
Keiko: I respect that the Bajoran people believe it does.
Winn: But that’s not what you teach.
Keiko: No, I don’t teach Bajoran spiritual beliefs. That’s your job. Mine is to open the children’s minds… to history… to literature… to mathematics… to science…
Winn: You are opening the children’s minds… to blasphemy. And I cannot permit it to continue.